Ridiculous thoughts #1

After playing the Glastonbury festival last year, my band have been invited back to play on a larger stage this year. I am understandably excited, but acceptable levels of rock star fantasizing were breached last week.
I hard something about Naomi Campbell on the radio, which made me remember seeing Kate Moss in our backstage area last year. Maybe she'll be there again this year, but I suppose she has a new boyfriend now. What if Pete Doherty attacks him? I decide that I would definitely step in to break up the fight. I might get offered some money by a tabloid for my story. I back track and decide not to sell my story. It would be cynical and exploitative. I would be making money from the perpetuation of celebrity obsessed minutiae, and that is something I won't be involved in.