Possible Future Poem Titles

'The Prospect of Cucumber'

'Jon Bon Jovi; Why do you stare?'

'Ode to the Casual Racism of a Spanish Basketball Team'

'The Big Pen'

'Simon's Mystical Voyage'

(One long German noun)'The Speed Limit at Which Food Poisoning can be Attained from a Black Forest Gateau Cake in a Sixth Form Common Room'